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Dog Shit

i don't use that dog shit i use WiFi
by Fuck Mobile Data April 8, 2022
mugGet the Dog Shitmug.

shit pinner

The byproduct of aggressive wiping of ones anus with low-grade tissue paper wherein the paper tears off, mixes with feces, and drops to floor or ones pants (assuming he/she is a standing wiper). The spindles of toilet paper and fecal matter are known to resemble tightly rolled marijuana cigarettes, or pinners.
When Alice wipes, it sounds like she's refinishing a coffee table with a medium grit paper. The worst part however, is the smattering of shit pinners she leaves in the stall.
by tadger420 September 3, 2016
mugGet the shit pinnermug.

Yeah, no shit

You are repeating the shit I'm saying you fucking clown you are surveilling me and the people around me are in on it.
Hym "Yeah, no shit and they are going to start getting stabbed if you don't fucking pay for it you piece of shit. I don't care what I said. I was right. Anyone who said I was wrong was wrong. You will not benefit from my life more that I do and if you don't make it the case as quickly as possible I'm going to take everything from one of you. It isn't free money I'm asking for here and anyone who says that is the case is lying blatantly and needs to die. "
by Hym Iam July 14, 2025
mugGet the Yeah, no shitmug.

Shitting Birth

When you have a shit so large, it feels like you're giving birth
Dalton was shitting birth after a three day period without shitting
by Ryan Toast 98 March 20, 2017
mugGet the Shitting Birthmug.

Helsinki Shit Show

An occurrence that is unbelievably more stupid than anything else that has occurred before. Usually culminating from an ongoing habit of saying or doing things that only a person with shit for brains would say or do.
I thought his defense of Neo-Nazis was unbelievably stupid, but this latest stunt was a real Helsinki Shit Show!
by Medina Sod July 18, 2018
mugGet the Helsinki Shit Showmug.

Fuck in the shit

When you fuck an anus that is full of shit.

Can be used to mean that you are in deep shit.
by Def Youser October 30, 2016
mugGet the Fuck in the shitmug.

Shit around it

A phrase taken from prison vernacular.
One inmate is complaining about a situation; another inmate will say, "shit around it!" referring to having a penis inserted into their anus which must remain even if they need to defecate.
Hence they ought to do so despite the presence of the penis in their anus.
A way of saying, "deal with it."
Inmate 1: "I got a D.R. for lewd behavior just because I grabbed my crotch at a cop and now I won't get my visit next week!"

Inmate 2: "Shit around it, punk!"
by k80theshade February 18, 2025
mugGet the Shit around itmug.

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