Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.

“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”

by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021

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international hit a man month

do you hate men? me too! well lucky you because august is international hit a man month! during international hit a man month you can legally hit any male ever. so beat that bitch up and call it female empowerment cuz thats what i do <3

you: *hits a man*
man: "hey that kinda hurt"
you: "cry about it, its august"
man: "what do you mean?"
you: "fucking worthless idiot, august is international hit a man month"
man: "oh! i didnt know that! well in that case go ahead, after all it is international hit a man month"

by i.hate.men March 22, 2021

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fat-man

a euphemism for defecation, used in conjunction with 'little-boy' (i.e. urination). Commonly used as a noun, but acceptable in verb form.

I shouldn't have had that seventh enchilada. I've never had to take a fat-man so bad in my life.

I always fat-man before i go to work in the morning.

by Anonymous April 19, 2003

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