A man

Someone of the male gender identity, or, if being used by transphobes or fundamentalists, anyone who was assigned male at birth. Not to be confused with Aman.

You: "People really need to stop giving female-on-male rape the double standard."
Hyperfeminist: "But you're a man. Men are perverts. You can't talk about rape like that!"

by PLMMJ December 7, 2023

nigga ass man titties

Long nipples on a male

Damn boi he got some nigga ass man titties

by Newt Gunray's Ho August 23, 2020

Super Dizlow Man

A proper name given to a person who would much rather hide in his/her house, or in a cave, for days at a time. Often, this person refuses to contact or be contacted by any living creature. When this person does emerge from their hermit like existence, they are often recognizable by increased hair growth both in the facial and cranial region.

Me: Yo you are Super Dizlow Man
P: I know

by MaZe February 12, 2004

Fat Man's Paradox

Any adjective(s) or adverb(s) that describes how big something is; cannot be used by a fat guy without him looking fat.

Fat Guy: "Yeah, I'm a heavy advocate for lettuce".

Skinny Guy: "Haha, you sure are a heavy advocate".
Fat Guy: "Fat Man's Paradox".

by EmperorPomni October 27, 2024

Fat Man

Stemming from the name of the nuclear bomb dropped on the Japanese city of Nagasaki; this term means to stand a top the tank of ones toilet and proceed to shit into the bowl from that height, resulting in a large splash, and if one has had Indian food, a considerable mess.

"Hey John come in here! I'm about to drop a Fat Man!"

by hankmaster69 November 9, 2017

Spicy Man

A spicy man is addicted to Love Island and brags about how many Taki-powdered marshmallows he can eat. Could also just be a girl with too many dogs, but generally a dude. Tends to have blond f-boy hair. Has ruined your life at least 8.2 times before (but who's counting?).

Omigosh you're such a spicy man.

by hotcheetofox01 June 1, 2022

my man not man

My "man not man" replaces the super irritating "its complicated" status and also expands on ambiguous relationships. My man not man could be a friends with benefits, a recent break up that didn't quite stick so you're still talking a little, being barely married, dissatisfaction with the relationship you're in, or any other semi-relationship.

Me: You are never going to guess what happened today.
Her: What?

Me: My phone butt dialed my man not man today. We never talk on the phone - just text. So -

Her: Wait butt dialed today - it's Valentine's Day!
Me: Oh shit you're right! This is a disaster!

by Siouxsie Supertramp February 17, 2021