Hamilton high school

Think Alabama but in west Michigan.

Hamilton high school is where they fuck their cousins

by Cumaater69 October 26, 2020

Portland High School

Portland High School located in Portland, MI is owned by Lansing Catholic High School in every sport

woah portland high school just got shit on by lansing catholic

by thatfootballguy12849 January 14, 2022

Ottawa Hills High School

The best high school in the world! Located in Grand Rapids, Michigan, OHHS is home to some of the world’s biggest celebrities. World renown as the “Indians”, Ottawa Hills was the high school to attend and if you didn’t, you wanted to. The best looking, best dressed, and most talented kids in the city attended this legendary school. The most notorious class being the graduating class of 1992.

I’m not aware that any other high school exists. I attend Ottawa Hills High School, the best school on earth!

by Kaye Mack July 18, 2021

middle school drama

This sentence summarizes why some teenage Starbucks girls go to school some days.

Rose: Ugh, Did you hear about brad... He's dating Emily now.
Evallyse: Ya ikr
Ryan: Can you guys stop with this middle school drama now? I'm just trying to learn.

by poopystinkyanas June 16, 2022

chaparral elementary school

the best people who you will ever meet

that girl is cool i bet she’s from chaparral elementary school

by garyluvr November 1, 2021

Bethlehem Center High School

Flashback to the one time where drank Fireballs were littered around the school like Christmas decorations. The bathrooms are moldy, not with water but urine. The FootBall team is overfunded so the alcoholics and weed fiends of the school can express themselves by holding balls (no homo for them though, they’re homophobic). It either smells like straight up cat pee, sewage, weed, nicotine or semen, or maybe all of the above! Maybe let’s fund some of the actual talented programs, like the music and theater program. We don’t need actual rapists getting the glory.

boy 1: imagine having an overfunded football program and still losing all of the games ever
boy 2: yeah L imagine being the 7th worst school in PA
girl 1: bethlehem center high school can relate

by fortnitejoebidenluvrpeaking March 25, 2024

school

Seven/Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lifes

Nobody:What does school stand for

Students:Seven Cruel Hours Of Our Lifes

by A teen who hates life January 3, 2022