Jamaican Man

Very tough guy with a philosophical mind.

Man #1 I need a philosophical motto for my army.

Man #2 Go ask that Jamaican man over there.

by Gym Lion January 24, 2022

mitt man

“a hustler who uses religion and prophecy to con his victims, usually the victims are women”

Don’t take that dude serious, he’s just another mitt man

by BallHoggerOfDeath December 7, 2024

Blind Man's Shave

When one shaves down below but ends up leaving many patches of hair, one has to wonder if it was shaved by a blind man.

Yo, you missed so many spots, it looks like a Blind Man's Shave"

by Mexican Handshake August 1, 2010

Man-Bitch

A guy who has particular woman-like antics which include; falling out with friends, going in a huff and moaning about certain individuals in full detail. Typically happens after being castrated by an over bearing wife who shreds any ounce of dignity he has. Normally happens to guys named Barry.

Dude, have you talked to Barry lately? He’s such a man-bitch anymore.

by That guy 2102 November 30, 2022

koolieeo man

awesome, cool, bombfish, rad, sweet

that's so koolieeo man!
i'm so koolieeo man!

by Mackenzie Burch October 29, 2004

Poor Man's Plate

When you haven't done the dishes, and you make an oven pizza. So you put it on the cardboard box.
Complete opposite of Fine China

"Yo man were out of plates..." Guy 1
"Just put it on the box!" Guy 2
"Here's the Poor Man's Plate..." #1

by PokingAPanda July 23, 2012

Massachusetts Man Meat

A 16 inch throbbing hammer in a Bostonians pants

Look at that Massachusetts Man Meat

by meatmuncher12 September 3, 2019