"What do you think about Denise & John?"
"I really liked that couple until I walked in on a hide-and-go-fuck."
"I really liked that couple until I walked in on a hide-and-go-fuck."
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"Dude, this Amanda Palmer is kicking my ass."
"Well, have you tried an Amanda Fucking Palmer?"
"Um..."
*Sets drink on fire*
"Holy shit. Gimme."
"Well, have you tried an Amanda Fucking Palmer?"
"Um..."
*Sets drink on fire*
"Holy shit. Gimme."
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Get the Fuck Me Pumas mug.Fuck buddy zoned is THE equivalent for males as friend zoning is from girls. Many women HATE being fuck buddy zoned it is often as insulting to girls as friend zoning is to guys.
Fuck buddy zoning means someone- usually a male tells you your only good enough to fuck but not girlfriend material.
Sometimes has bullshit reason like recovering from a bad breakup, divorce, too busy with work but also can just straight up be "you're just not someone I want to be in a relationship with" only admitted after the first bonk has happened.
To feminine pride it's often a HUGE insult repeated instances of which can make women feel like roping (suicide) as much as incels want to rope.
Fuck buddy zoning means someone- usually a male tells you your only good enough to fuck but not girlfriend material.
Sometimes has bullshit reason like recovering from a bad breakup, divorce, too busy with work but also can just straight up be "you're just not someone I want to be in a relationship with" only admitted after the first bonk has happened.
To feminine pride it's often a HUGE insult repeated instances of which can make women feel like roping (suicide) as much as incels want to rope.
*Day after you have sex for the first time.*
Girl- (Lets call her Shawna)--- Hey do you want to go the movies today?
Guy- (Lets call him Leon)---- Uh....yesterday was really fun.It was so hot. But uh it was just fun I don't want a relationship with you
Next day
Girl's friend ------Hey how it's going with your crush LEON?!!!!!
Shawna -------- Bastard just fuck buddy zoned me. I got fuck buddy zoned again and I feel as angry as Elliot Rodger!
Girl- (Lets call her Shawna)--- Hey do you want to go the movies today?
Guy- (Lets call him Leon)---- Uh....yesterday was really fun.It was so hot. But uh it was just fun I don't want a relationship with you
Next day
Girl's friend ------Hey how it's going with your crush LEON?!!!!!
Shawna -------- Bastard just fuck buddy zoned me. I got fuck buddy zoned again and I feel as angry as Elliot Rodger!
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Yo did you hear? Yung Jimmy tried to tell his dad he was gay but he got the belt. I warned him he finna get beat but he ignored my ass. What a fucking gay nigga amirite?
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