self muterating

When one is speaking on a conference call, but no one can hear them because they are on mute.

On the call, we asked Joe a question, but we couldn't hear his reply because he was self muterating.

by Cpt Jake Hammerkill July 13, 2015

Paul Higham Self-Defence

Paul Higham Self-Defence is a technique used by police forces to take down 3 people at once by using both arms and one leg, each hitting one person.

Dude did you watch crime watch?
Yeah, he used Paul Higham Self-Defence against three criminals! They had no chance against him.

by TheDaddyBadgerFace September 14, 2016

nope to self

A mental note about something to keep clear of or not do.

Nope to self: there is nothing to see there on this site.

by felixh November 14, 2016

Kill your self

Kill your self

#JK

Kill your self

#JK

by TechTronic85 December 1, 2016

Self whore

Is the process of self satisfaction when you don't have a partner.

Bro, I was watching some training videos and I was self whore to my self . I didn't realize how easy I was.

by Eggplant fireman December 17, 2016

Self circumsition

When you masturbate without cutting your nails first and you cut your dick.

I jerked off last night and didn't cut my nails so I had a little self circumsition

by Jsummers33 January 18, 2017

self-tackelazation

To tackle ones self.

I was running and became a victim of self-tackelazation.

by wally1972 November 20, 2015