Dr. Savage

Dr. Savage is the most savage kid ever who randomly makes hardcore roasts for no reason, and has the most fire comebacks. Don't mess with a Dr. Savage unless you want to get cooked on hard.

Kid 1: You think you're so funny and great and strong, don't you?
Kid 2: Yes I do. I'm everything you ever wanted to be.
Kid 1: Shut up, you don't have no girlfriends.
Kid 2: Well you keep quiet too, the only thing you've ever turned on is a school computer.
Kid 1: You're stupid, you don't know anything.
Kid 2: At least my IQ isn't my age!
Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! IT'S DR. SAVAGE!!!!

by The Original Dr. Savage March 1, 2018

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Dr. Cardinal

A Kempton, IL native, who loves St. Louis, pineapples, Johnny Mo, and Cardinals baseball.

Dr. Cardinal mooned us again on FB Live.

by Willie Fisterguts July 18, 2021

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Dr. Curien

The main villain in The House Of The Dead video games, in particular, The House Of The Dead 1 and 3. He is killed by the magician at the end of the first game but is resurrected in the third game, in the form of the wheel of fate; The wheel of fate is defeated by Lisa and Curien's son, Daniel.

Dr. Curien:
Person 1: So, what did you think of The House Of The Dead remake?
Person 2: It was good, especially seeing Curien being destroyed by the magician with upgraded graphic's.

by Masterg1 November 7, 2023

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Dr. Holmes

A well-renowned E.R. Medical Doctor by day, an adult entertainer by night. Dr. Holmes is how he is referred to in both professions.

“They call me Dr. Holmes...”

by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns July 25, 2018

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Dirty Dr Pepper

The act of squeezing a woman’s breast together and pouring Dr Pepper between them funneling it into your mouth then turning her around to then push it from your mouth into her asshole

That ass is so nice I’d give her a Dirty Dr Pepper!

by Queef jerky 69 January 2, 2025

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