Thursday night steak

When u have sex with a female and cum inside of her on Saturday and she doesn’t clean her lady parts until Thursday, but she cleans it with your tongue.

Dude:“Yo Tyler how was that Thursday night steak last night”
Tyler: “Great! I’m still hard”

by Fhsbdndhdbdndj December 11, 2018

Upstate NY Steak Game

A large, rare, 12oz New York Strip Steak has a small hole cut in the middle of it. The steak is then slid down a man's erect penis, and then a woman must put the penis in her mouth and eat the entire steak without taking the penis out of her mouth.

"Wow, man, you look like you could win the Upstate NY Steak Game."

by The Anonymous Homer May 15, 2019

Garlic Double Steak Burger

Literally the greatest fast food invention known to man. A juicy fat friendly god amplified specimen of meat slapped on a bun.

I was hungry, so I decided to go to Steak n Shake and get a Garlic Double Steak Burger, with extra fries.

by Phil "Hot Dog" Kessel June 13, 2019

Philly Cheese Steak

When you ejaculate in your partner’s ass and pull out your penis covered in a mixture of feces and semen.

I’m never doing anal without a condom again!
I nutted in this chicks ass and my dock looked like a Philly Cheese Steak when I pulled out!

by UncleMikeOnWheels January 27, 2021

Otter Lake steak

Bologna, baloney.

We’re having Otter Lake steak for supper tonight.

by Pontiac peeps January 12, 2021

Vietnamese hide n seek

When you never shave so your girlfriend has to search for your flaccid penis amongst your overgrown public hair.

Hey babe do you want to play a game of Vietnamese hide n seek

by Spazmatic rifle February 18, 2021

the_duck_seeks_duck

the_duck_seeks_duck is canonically dating the fictional gorillaz character ace and xey are madly in love with him 💞💗💖

ah, aren't you so happy for the_duck_seeks_duck and ace? true love 🥰

by eggsandbaconinthegeep September 14, 2021