Snobbleys

a mythical American family presumed to have all the degenerate qualities of stuck-up whitebread society; a snobbish version of the Cleavers

"Why would I wanna go to that party? It's gonna be all Snobbleys and Bickersons. I'd rather hang out with hellgoth emo wiggers, or snort Kool-Aid, than party with those snotty preps."

"He seems cool, but I met his parents, they're like, John and Janet Snobbley, and his siblings are a bunch of Ashleigh Jason clones."

by dsimms May 26, 2008

snagel

A snagel is a delicious treat found at the Bandersnatch at Denison University in Ohio. To make a snagel, toast a plain bagel, spread your favorite cream cheese, then top generously with brown sugar. Mmmmm.

Man, I could really go for a delicious snagel right now.

by megaaerodyne May 25, 2010

Sneeze limbo

having the sensation to sneeze without the end result,
usually combined with the closing of the eyes, tilting of the head,
and an ugly face being made.

Guy #1- Why is your friend making that stupid face?
Guy #2- He's in sneeze limbo. Don't you hate that shit.
Guy #1-Oh...I thought he was retarded. Yeah being in sneeze limbo sucks.

by Mr.Negative May 15, 2010

snaq

A multipurpose word, associated with the 'abis' dialect and also originating in the tribal regions of Berkeley and Oakland, CA. The origin of the word began as an SMS text abbreviation for acquiring 'snaqz', slang for Marijuanna at the time and named for the food cravings associated with the drug. Since the spread of the abis dialect, 'snaq' has become as a multipurpose word, used as an insult, an exclamation of sadness or happiness depending on inflection, a censorship word, a greeting, or a term of endearment. Snaq is now used all over the United States, and, just like abis dialect, by smokers and non-smokers alike. Much like 'abis', snaq can optionally be used to replace/add to other words in the sentence, provided that the original meaning of the sentence is still obvious to other tribal members.

E1
Danabis: "Dude you are such a snaq! Stop stealing my all my jelly beans-abis!" (insult)

E2
Kojiabis: "Dude I just bought some snacks!
Jordanabis: "YEE SNAQ YEE" (Exclamation)

E3
Snaqman: "Dude Jordan is such a mothersnaqqer!" (censorship word; tribal members prefer not to swear explicitly)
Kojiabis: "Dude stop being so mad a Jordanabis! He's just a silly snaq abis" (term of endearment)

by thePacmanSnaqman August 31, 2013

snackchat

v. Sending snapchats to girls to see if they'll make you food.

I snackchat different girls every day, that's how I save money on food.

Snackchatting is how I gained my freshman 15.

by Portuleiro93 October 26, 2014

Snowshits

An incurable mental affliction resulting in the inability to appear at work when even the slightest amount of snowfall is possible. Symptoms include anxiety, diarrhea , and rampant use of badly constructed excuses.

" There's some snow in the forecast. I'll bet Steve gets a case of the snowshits again. Can't wait to hear his excuse for ducking work this time."

by Sarcastic Prick January 27, 2015

Snap wrekt

The act of completely destroying your friends will to live by verbally insulting them and then going on to further insult on the by taking a photo with your hands, capturing your companions life drain from his face and uttering the final words, "snapwrekt".

Eddie: (to friend who has fallen over) you're such a softy

Friend: that's not what your mother said to me last night
Friend: (Holds up hand shaped as a camera)
Friend: snap wrekt
Eddie: Fuck

by Barramah November 22, 2016