Aggie Protein Shake

A synonym for semen, used in College Station Texas and at UC Davis

Tiffany decided to top-off on some Aggie Protein Shake after the big UT/A&M game.

by abam2 January 19, 2016

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Shake someone up

To dap someone up or give them a handshake. Slang used in east coast and west coast.

“what’s good, shake me up gang”

“aight”

(shake someone up)

by thatboyreid May 11, 2024

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McDonald's Grimace Shake

A purple shake made of Grimace's shit blended with his cum in a cup with whipped cream smothered from his purple ass cheeks.

Guy1: "Whoa dude what is that?"
Guy2: "This is the new McDonald's Grimace Shake. Want to try some?"
Guy1: "Sure dude."
*Sips*
Guy2: "How is it dude?"
Guy1: "Holy shit this is fucking goo-" *chokes and dies*
Guy2: "Dude are you okay? DUDE!!"

by D3d_Fl0w3r November 07, 2023

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The False Shake

When you think you've finished peeing and you go to shake and then an extra burst of pee comes out.

"What took you so long"

"Sorry man I had to clean the floor I had 'The False Shake'"

by Rightwingliberal November 21, 2021

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Shake the spoon

Originated as as a prison term. For when serving food, instead of a heaping or decent spoonful, they shake the spoon before serving. Thus, serving less. Could be used in any situation where someone is being stingy with provisions.

I don't know why the boss has to subtract the 5 minutes I came in late and the 5 minutes I left early from my timecard. Tightwads like that always shake the spoon.

by dishwashington January 17, 2024

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