Reverse Democrat

When you vote democrat every election cycle without rhyme or reason. You don’t even like any of their policies but think they run the country best… for some unknown reason..

Bob: Hey John, who you voting for this year?
John: Biden, of course! Who else?
Bob: Why?
John: Hmmm, not sure really why…. I’m guess cause I am a democrat?
Bob: Why? They don’t know what gender they are, they want to take your money and give it to druggies, and make your kids watch drag videos…and exterminate innocent children
John: I guess cause… I’m a reverse democrat?!?! Yeah that’s it!!!

by Papazpizza2 April 11, 2023

Reverse Paparazzi

Taking lots of random pictures of yourself and leaving them on another person's camera/phone.

The other day, I was so bored. So I totally reverse paparazzi'd Jerry's camera.

by Equalizer92 October 07, 2010

The Reverse Whistle

When someone farts into your mouth and it makes a whistling sound.

John went to tongue punch Amy's fart box. Instead, she gave him the reverse whistle

by Saplosky January 31, 2021

Reverse Burst

When you are having anal sex and the guy comes in your ass and you fart right after, thereby "reversing" the "burst"

So I was doing this brazilian chick in the ass and right after I came, that ho reverse bursted right on my cock

by Ta-Kwanda December 15, 2010

Reverse Id

When some tries to make shire your young enough to be in a McDonald’s play place

They reverse id me when I tried to get in the play place

by MALEATSHANDS August 29, 2021

Reverse Houdini

As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, all the while the savvy woman knows her partner is an idiot and spitting on her back. The man thinks he is fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around before the man can let loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face she kicks him in his dingleberries making him unable to have enjoyable sex for the rest of his life.

Joe thought he was going to cream on Sara's face but she did a Reverse Houdini on him and Disabled his penis. He now lives to make her sandwiches.

by Muffdungeon June 14, 2015

REVERSE CLANGER

whilst sitting on the dunny in an Albert Clifford Slater style (facing the back chamber), defecate leaving a cracking, and flush-evasive brown track

Mitch crouched over the can showing Briony his Bovril Pucker Wink, when he thought a Reverse Clanger would be sure to bag him some Dutch Door action.

by Barry Von Timbers November 06, 2009