DIY rape

When you aren't horny, but you still masturbate (normally out of sheer boredom).
Your heart says no, but your brain says yes.

Intellect: Ya yesterday I was super bored, so I diy raped myself.
Retard: How can you rape yourself
Intellect: *radiates big dick energy* I wasn't horny, but I still masturbated.

by crispypiss December 11, 2018

Food Rape

Being forced to eat any type of food you dont want to eat or havent given consent to being fed

My mom fed me yuck ass broccoli when i was little held me down. and shoved it in my mouth, i was helpless, it was food rape.

by Robert Financial (bob Finance) August 20, 2020

friend raped

When a friend comes over and wayyyy over stays their welcome but knowing that you are friends ... you wont make them leave.

She and her 4 kids came over just before dinner, unannounced, took off all the jackets and boots.

Without being polite about the situation she asked "What are we having for dinner?"

"Thats just wrong ... honey you were friend raped !"

by owenscott1 November 11, 2011

Laugh Rape

To have been forced to laugh by somebody

Poppy: I like it when you laugh properly, like when i tickle you
Andy: Thats laugh rape

by laugh freeely December 15, 2011

Rape Monkey

People who rape others

A rapist

People who go around raping people like monkeys

He's a rape monkey! Stay away from him!

That heavyset, bright skinned man with the beard, who looks like a bootlegged Heavy D is a rape monkey. Do not go near any heavyset, bright skinned men with a beard who may or may not look like Heavy D. They are rape monkeys.

by Babypac May 2, 2020

Ear rape

@the new maui, maui 4 #5778

Ear rape of this boi, was like this
'WhAt CaN i SaY bUt, YoUr WeLcOmE'

by vevojak March 20, 2019

formatting rape

When a messaging program or phone changes your message by replacing certain symbols with emoticons you didn't know about or uses them to start stylized text.

"You still have that formula from the lecture?"
"yeah man its 4x + 2v(smiley face) = 10"
"???"
"shit man 2v SQUARED, formatting rape."

by Smooth_Deflagerator June 5, 2016