falcon punch

falcon punch is the act of forcefully shoving your fist into the anus of something

Shouting falcon punch is optional but suggested

"Hey Billy get over here"

"yeah what?"

"go falcon punch that cow"

".... FALCON PUNCH"

MOOOOOOOOO

by littledude759 April 8, 2010

F Punch

F punching is where your girl is laying/sitting down with their legs spread,while your girl is tricked thinking your about to finger her you go full force with a punch and scream"FALCOOO PUUUUNCH"

Friend:Hey what did you do to your girlfriend yesterday?

Guy:Oh instead of fingering her I gave her a "F punch".

Friend: so how did she react?

Guy:She left me.....

by Zombitch115 July 18, 2011

Falcon Punch

The act of spotting a fine-ass'd chick (optional guy if ur a homo) who is preferably wearing a skirt and sneaking up behind them, taking a huge ass wind up, and shoving your fist up their anus as far as it will possibly go. If you make it to the mid forearm, you have achieved a Falcon Punch. Oh yea, dont forget to scream FALCON PUNCH!

Man "hehe..."

Woman "Wah?" (as she looks around)

Man "FALCON PUNCH!"

Woman "OHHHH!! Farther!!"

Man "I knew you'd like it."

by I8outurm0m August 29, 2010

Kangaroo Punch

my friend's cat fights with a stuffed bear. First he's all lovey with it, then while he's making with the sweet, sweet love (huggin with top paws and licking with tongue), he pulls up his two feet and begins pummelling the stuffed bear with his two lower paws (a la Kangaroo from Bugs Bunny & tweety show). It's the funniest shit ever.

I was making sweet, sweet love to my friend's mom, then I put my two feet between us and kangaroo punched her in the gut, like a sucker.

by Josh December 13, 2004

Punch-out

Get the hell out of here, it sucks

Johnny punched-out of the dorm.

by peter baker January 14, 2004

Face punch

punching yourself or someone else in the face. Making it highly amusing and entertaining.

1. "cause now I see your face punch, punch"
2. "I just need someone to face punch me and I'll realize that I'm being an idiot."

by sexyJ. January 10, 2010

Hawiian Punch

The act of having your partner drink juice approximately 15 mins before sex, so that sometime during sex they really have to pee. Then, right as you orgasm, punch them in the kidneys so that they immediately piss blood.

Dude, I hooked up with my Gwen last night and gave her a Hawiian punch!

by Wilson in Iraq December 16, 2008