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my peanutbutter and jam

Whenever you hear a song that you crave it's your peanutbutter and jam.
"Aaahhhh SHIT, that's my peanutbutter and jam.
by CRAZYLARRYQUOTES May 1, 2020
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juicy peanuts

An up and coming porn site, the brainchild of three porn historians from eastern Nebraska. A progressive site for a progressive time, Juicy Peanuts’s mission statement is to provide family friendly porn that the whole family can enjoy together. Juicy Peanuts is projected to become more popular than pornhub within its first two years of business. Juicy Peanuts is sponsored by renowned investor and financial advisor Dave Ramsey.
Person 1: “Bro did you hear about that new porn site Juicy Peanuts?”
Person 2: “Sir this is a funeral”
by JuicyPeanuts6969 September 20, 2021
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Drop your peanuts

To shit ones pants. This can be used both literally or figuratively.
To crap ones self usually due to, but not limited to being startled.
"Guy chill out, don't drop your peanuts!"
"Dude I just got attacked by a dog, I nearly dropped my peanuts!"
"I totally just saw this kid yard sale off his bike and drop his peanuts."
"That baby is a total peanut dropper."
by shittybex September 19, 2016
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The Shamrock Mcflurry w added oreo and peanuts

What you say when the fatass gets every dairy item at mcdonalds
Dude you so fat that you are getting The Shamrock Mcflurry w added oreo and peanuts
by TK___ February 19, 2020
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peanudge

Verb: when you nudge someone with your penis.
"I think he peanudged me while we were dancing last night. "
"If you peanudge me again I'm going to smack you in the face"
by Hiy0umakemesmile June 18, 2015
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Penutss

"can i have some penutss?"
"yeah, theres alot of peanuts in this penutss"
by truestuffman July 25, 2016
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Peenut

An orgasm so intense that makes the person urinate of excitement
We fucked so hard that I made him peenut
by the_prad0 January 12, 2021
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