by Kris Krsitofferson April 18, 2011
Get the Cover Bro mug.The wearing of one's sunglasses (usually Oakley or SPY) on the upper forehead/hairline instead of covering the eyes
"When Ryan comes inside, he never puts his sunglasses in their case, he wears his Oakley Gascans on his head like they're a bro tiara"
by goodbyeplease July 23, 2015
Get the bro tiara mug.A group of bros traveling in a pack just to be seen by all and look cool. Typically sporting bro-tanks, wayfarers, and similar chach-gear. It was originally designed as a weapon to infiltrate the infamous "pack of girls". However, since the metrosexual movement, it has advanced to become a method of garnering attention by displaying bro-machismo.
by alphaomega365 June 29, 2013
Get the Bro Pack mug.by Missyafam May 17, 2016
Get the bro with the smoke mug.Bro it’s feeling pretty good right now. Gonna rock these sweet pink shorts.
Yea, but it’s gonna be 53 tonight.
Sounds like you have the bros dilemma.
Yea, but it’s gonna be 53 tonight.
Sounds like you have the bros dilemma.
by ElJefe6969 May 29, 2018
Get the Bros dilemma mug.An extremely communicable disease found in hat stores catering only to the finest bro headwear and other bro paraphernalia. More severe cases include the addition of bright and oversized headphones to secure the diseased hat and transmit the illness to others. The physical manifestations of this disease lead to the patient's head tilting back and chin pointing in the air, like they just don't care.
Symptoms of this disease include but are not limited to:
-a sudden repulsion of women and female themed items
-unruly and overgrown hair on or around the neck
-attempts to "bro out" with other males (regardless of species)
-secludes self in a place referred to as a "man cave"
-loud proclamations of friendliness to women (since it conflicts with the first symptom, it creates confusion for the friends and family of the affected)
To avoid this disfiguring disease, keep an eye out for hat stores with overt bro symbols and customs (such as hats up to the ceiling and bright stickers on the bill of the hat). Also, never trade hats with someone exhibiting these symptoms due to the highly contagious nature of Bro Brain.
Cures for this affliction are being researched, however at this time no cure or vaccine is available.
Symptoms of this disease include but are not limited to:
-a sudden repulsion of women and female themed items
-unruly and overgrown hair on or around the neck
-attempts to "bro out" with other males (regardless of species)
-secludes self in a place referred to as a "man cave"
-loud proclamations of friendliness to women (since it conflicts with the first symptom, it creates confusion for the friends and family of the affected)
To avoid this disfiguring disease, keep an eye out for hat stores with overt bro symbols and customs (such as hats up to the ceiling and bright stickers on the bill of the hat). Also, never trade hats with someone exhibiting these symptoms due to the highly contagious nature of Bro Brain.
Cures for this affliction are being researched, however at this time no cure or vaccine is available.
"Oh dear, that poor young man seems to have caught bro brain."
"Well darn! My date started out friendly, but then I noticed the hair growths around his neck, bro customs, the frathole shirt, and knew he had Bro Brain."
"Well darn! My date started out friendly, but then I noticed the hair growths around his neck, bro customs, the frathole shirt, and knew he had Bro Brain."
by hydra-phobia August 29, 2015
Get the Bro Brain mug.I went to this anti-Valentines party, hoping there would be a decent amount of available single girls, but instead it was bro heavy, with little possibility of any kind of connection.
by Paulington Krietastrophe September 12, 2016
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