nut jam

The substance that forms in the area where your nutsack and thigh meet after you haven't showered in a while.

My nut jam smelled like buttered toast yesterday.

by DJ Jew-C August 10, 2007

dip nut

verb: the act of being the biggest piece of shit on the planet.

is proven fact the only comeback to your face

dude 1: dip nut

dude 2: your face!!

dude 1: DIP NUT!

dude 2: FUCK runs away crying

by neideigh November 14, 2007

deez nuts

A males balls
Use this when you ask them a question making them say what

You: Mom guess what Grandma sent us
Mom: What?
You: Deez nuts!
Mom: Imma whoop yo ass

by Tyris Truitt March 30, 2020

chuckle Nuts

A group made up of two or more people with retard-like qualities.

Look at those chuckle nuts playing on the highway!!

by Dannie Desantie March 30, 2021

fuck- nut

retard,spaz,geek,pencel-head,
dork witch,

do you know what your talking about ya fuck-nut?

by pickel z dunk July 20, 2003

uni-nut

a guy with one nut.

Mr. Frick is a uni-nut and he only shops at Uni-Mart.

by Nick D April 3, 2003

Stretch Nuts

1. A nick-name for an individual with an unsually large scrotum and/or testicles.
2. A nick-name for an idividual with an unusually pliable scrotum.
3. An endearing term for a good buddy.
4. A term used to describe a courageous individual.

"Wow," said Jill. "Jay has massive balls! No wonder they all call him 'Stretch Nuts'!"

All the girls called Jay 'Stretch Nuts' because he could stretch his sack the whole way around his kneecaps.

"Hey Stretch Nuts! Let's have a beer guzzling contest!"

"Man! That Jay is a real stretch nuts. He's got huge balls! Certainly not a nutless wonder like Bill..."

"Certainly it is known that Testiclese, the hero of ancient Grecian lore, had a massive ball sack. He was often referred to as 'Stretch Nuts' by his closest commrades at arms; not only because of his courage, but also because of his ample scrotum."

excerpt taken from:

'Testiclese and other Stretch Nuts of Ancient Mythology;

The lore of the heroic Scrotum in Western Europe'

by Stretch-nuts McPoop-knuckle February 4, 2012