Jerk

Who breaks up without any reason and even not willing to talk about it, especially in quarantine. or Who searches for nearest dick in her city when you're not there in quarantine.

I've found my love is a jerk in Corona times.

by wildwildforever April 16, 2020

Jerk Hole

A jerk hole is a hole it where jerks are held. Created by Matpat in 2018 during a Gtlive live stream

Matpat- DON'T BE A JERK HOLE

Me - (enter name here) was being a jerk hole to me

by slLLIttle Gasy Boi May 7, 2018

indianapolis circle jerk

Otherwise known as the 2018 Fire Department Instructors Conference. An event held every year where staff chiefs and ketchup dicks of fire departments across the nation gather for a week to measure their dicks and stroke off to new fire trucks.

Hey Todd are you gonna go to FDIC and see the new Squad 1?
You mean the Indianapolis Circle Jerk?

by Rogue_medic May 29, 2018

Jerk

The nickname of a dude who dips across the country and doesnt come back

Yea I heard he/she pulled a jerk I still havent heard from he/she

by FelipeThePig November 10, 2022

Twerk and Jerk

The act of having an epileptic episode while giving a handjob

My girl has epilepsy and last night when she was giving me a handy, she started seizing and gave me the twerk and jerk.

by Mr.DirtNasty January 26, 2023

Jerk off and smoke Newports

A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.

Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!

I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!

by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020

Jerk curtain

Anything used to obscure the front-facing camera on a computer. Often a piece of tape,; a jerk curtain could be anything temporarily or permanently affixed to a computer and or front-facing camera that obscures visibility.

Did you see how many jerk curtains were up in that picture of the Apple offices?

Johnnie Carter uses a bandaid as a jerk curtain

by ChadAlan_fleecy_sack January 27, 2024