driving jesus

nickname or the act of driving so recklessly that only the Lord Jesus Christ himself can prevent permanent damage and/or death.

bob: « you heard that noise ? »
sue: « no, what was it ? »
bob: « driving jesus got in another accident on the avenue »

by gof August 20, 2024

Improbability Drive

Improbability Drive - Expression to use when an impossible situation, story, picture or video is presented and you just can't get a grasp on what was presented to you .

So lets say we drive from New Orleans to Chicago in 8 hrs see a concert, go cross the border to Canada and head back in time for work on Monday without sleep, we can make it in 48 hrs easy. Sure thing lets just jump in the car, fire up the "Improbability Drive" and make it happen.

by ewanders1 November 14, 2024

Drive-by text

When a person has ghosted someone they have had an intimate relationship with, but then shoots off random text either because they want something from them or is designed to keep them thinking it's not over when it is.

He totally ghosted his wife, but he shoots her a drive-by text once in while when he needs something.

by Robin_1986 October 16, 2021

Emotional Hard Drive

When something or someone is encrypted in your soul. They are a part of you, for better or worse, ON your Emotional Hard Drive.

Damon: Bro, could you stop deleting our group chats, it is really annoying and makes me feel unimportant.

Brett: Group chat messages are temporary, you are on my Emotional Hard Drive.

Damon: Thanks man, still annoying tho.

by Mike109999 September 9, 2025

Driving

The act of riding someone sexually consider of the "rider"(the person on top) and the "driver" (the person straddled )
Thus driving is the counterpart to riding

"Last night i was driving that pussy!"

(In sexual context) "how you drive?"

by West coast latina July 5, 2022

French drive-over

Similar to the American "drive-by" the French drive-over is driving someone over rather than driving beside and shooting them. This was popularized after the French saw the rest of the world and lost all respect, desperate to get rid of those other impure men, they flattened them under heavy rocks. This was later adopted by the car as it was far more fun, far easier and had the exact same effect. This practice has been replicated by other countries in the modern age as well, although, by filthy outsiders.

18-Something
*French engineer* We shall make a machine to flatten their country , spirit and soul."
*Frenchmen* "We must rid us of these disgusting oil monkeys they call "Americans"
*French engineer* "We shall make a machine to flatten their country , spirit and soul."
*All together* "Hon Hon Hon!"

Modern age:
*Frenchmen* "We must rid us of these disgusting oil monkeys they call "Americans". "Get the cheese wheels ready monsieur, we're doing A French drive-over! Time to flatten them like crepes!"

by Kurts December 5, 2017

Four-Foot Drive

When the passenger's and driver's feet end up controlling either the brake pedal or the gas pedal simultaneously during orgasm.

Two people having sex in the drivers seat while driving accidentally lose control of the car because their violent orgasm while driving.

Linda and I almost took a four-foot drive over the edge of the cliff driving down bluff road the other day.

by SonyaO March 7, 2011