long branch high school

Where kids only focus on juuls rather then grades, Teachers care more about uniform rather than the whole school.Mr brown kinda ruined the whole school already for us seniors and juniors. The bathroom is where you get knocked up or to vape or to have fun
Also mostly likely to be killed by one of the Emo kids... @Lilyan

“Yeoooo what school u go to ” -Ethan

“Long branch high school”- Andrew

“The ghetto??” -Ethan

“Yeah” - Andrew

by JohnsonSimmons October 22, 2019

Capt'n Long Dong Silver

HAS A HUGE DONG, LOVES BOOTY

ARRRRGHH

"Prepare to be broadsided by Capt'n Long Dong Silver"

by captnsilverdong May 12, 2018

Long County Middle School

Has the worst football team in the state. Makes you were clear/mesh book bags because some dumbass kids showed kids their pocket knives. Oh and shitty ass food.

“Dude that School That opened up is it good?” “Hell no bro long county middle school has the worst fucking food and it’s shit”

by XxUnknownHeroxX October 8, 2018

Long Island Iced Tea

The Long Island Ice Tea makes you do things you normally wouldn't do, like lifting your skirt in public or calling someone you normally wouldn't call at really weird times.

It is extremely seductive but fickle. A fair weather friend who seems benigned but packs a whallop like a donkey kick, and that is the Long Island Ice Tea.

Example : On his last day in Hyderabad, he got Long Island Iced Tea -ed !!!!

by Shadystotle April 27, 2010

Long Reach High School

Long Reach, oh where does one begin? I suppose the beginning would work. Alright so LRHS is a high school in Howard County a.k.a. HoCo. The school was built in 1997 to alleviate over congestion at the local shit hole (Howard High School). The principle is Mr. Burton who's trademark is calling us "Long Reach family" which no one likes because if you're dating someone at the school that's gross incest. Either way, Long Reach High School's claim(s) to fame are probably that hanging behind the school (a non student) and the infamous French Fry Fight. Both events stood to tarnish the otherwise stellar reputation of Long Reach Which brings us to the next issue. Long Reach and fights are not synonymous. There are not that many fights at the school, well no more than at any other school. Long Reach isn't ghetto and only the kids at River Hill High School, who stay high as jet planes, say that it is. Long Reach has a running rivalry with pretty much every other school in Howard County mainly because the other high schools talk down about Long Reach and sully the schools good name. Long Reach was featured in a scene from the movie "Borat" and also sends numerous kids to ivy league schools each year. Bottomline, Long Reach is a pretty good school ranked as one of the best schools in the country, which begs the question: if Long Reach is so bad then what's the worst school in the nation like? Maybe a hole in the wall...or a trash can.

Kid one: What school do you go to?
Kid two: Long Reach High School
Kid one: Oh that's schools ghetto, there been anymore fights since the French fry fight?
Kid two: Well where do you go?
Kid one: River Hill.
kid two: Been any drug busts since the one from last week?
Kid one: Touché.

by Cessna August 15, 2012

Long Island MacArthur Airport

A mid-sized regional airport, a little bigger than La Guardia, located in Ronkonkoma NY, the center of Long Island. Southwest Airlines is the most busy there, with non-stop flights to Chicago, Las Vegas, Palm Beach, Ft Lauderdale, Orlando, Tampa, Baltimore, and Nashville. American Airlines is the second most busiest, with non-stop flights to Cleveland and Atlanta. Delta has non-stop flights to Cincinatti and Atlanta. Continental flys non-stop to Boston, and US-Air flys non-stop to Philadelphia. Other small airlines come and go. There is also a flight school there, with LOTS AND LOTS of small planes (cessna, piper, beechcraft ect.), which are also rentable.

It cost less to use LI MacArthur rather than JFK or La Guardia.

by ferrywizzler December 1, 2004

long island iced tea

What to buy a girl if you want to get in her pants.

Also, a "one way ticket to drunkville".

(should be served with complimentary condoms and 2 glasses of water)

I knew I was going to get laid when she started ordering Long Island Iced Tea.

by kev-dog July 6, 2004