Smelly Johnson

You steal something and it fucks you so bad that you get kicked out of your fire company

I can’t believe I got smelly Johnson’ed

by Chibs5 April 4, 2022

Drew Johnson

Biggest douche bag of all time and looks like a man from lazy town and has small pee pee

Drew Johnson is a douche

by Neushebjaiubdbeh8282!!:: May 21, 2020

justin johnson

The best person you will ever meet especially on discord IM TELLING YOU THEY ARE THE BEST

"justin johnson is a great friend :D"

by The Grim Reaper.. August 28, 2022

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

One of Elias’s many names he goes by in highschool. Some might say he’s more buff than meets the eye.

-Dude Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is so cool

-Honestly I would hit it

by Daddy Sin October 4, 2021

Bartholomew Johnson

Bartholomew Johnson is a one of a kind talking pup. He speaks, he barks, he humps. Barthy for short, he doesn’t know when to shut his mouth. But to know the pup is to love the pup

Bartholomew Johnson was very excited when he found out he was spending the weekend with his wifey and not his ex hubby.

by Xojojonoss May 26, 2022

SuiSon Johnson

One of the healing item in famous game series "yakuza" is pronounced as "隨身強身飲料(swei shen chyang sheny in lyau) “ in Chinese.
It means: convenient drinks that can strengthen your body.

Oh no! I'm dying, quick use some suison Johnson

by Tell Me That is Human Nature February 24, 2022

Chappy Johnson

A very crusty dick

man i got a really Chappy Johnson from not showering all month

by SnoMEX May 24, 2018