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Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega

I do and will! Add her to the harem!
Hym " 'Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega?' Asks the YouTube shorts. Well, simply put, not everyone is a CORPOREAL GOD! A CORPOREAL GAAAWDAH!!! So, I'll do it! First order of business: Jenna Ortega reboot of the 2004 Christina Ricci movie 'Cursed.' Christina Ricci will reprise her role as.... Ellie- HOLY SHIT JESSE EISENBERG WAS THE BROTHER! HOLY SHIT! I DIDN'T EVEN- Nope! Nope. It's a sequel now. We're doing a full-on sequel. Get Jesse Eisenberg! We're doing a sequel. Yes."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2025
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date before mate

Olivia is ring it’s mate before date
Olivia I can’t go out with you cause Logan date before mate
by Mryourrong January 4, 2018
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Weights for Dates

Girl 1: "Who's this guy?"
Girl 2: "Oh, ignore him. He's another Weights for Dates guy."
by ParkourFactor May 30, 2016
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discord dating server

The only place where ugly 60 pedophile old men
flirt with 8 year old girls pretending to be 13
Ugly 60 year old mod: hey baby girl wanna vc

8 year old girl pretending to be 13:sure but give me nitro 😩 basically discord dating server slander
by Womansmasher69 July 2, 2023
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Scuba Dating

Scuba Dating
(verb) /ˈsko͞obə ˈdādiNG/

Definition:
A style of romantic involvement where one person dives way too deep, way too fast — forming intense emotional attachments early on, often before really knowing the other person. Like scuba diving without checking your oxygen tank, it’s risky, immersive, and usually ends with someone surfacing too quickly (and getting hurt.)
Example:
"We’d only been on two dates and he told me he could see us getting married. Classic scuba dating."
"She’s sweet, but total scuba — had our future kids named before we even kissed."
by Trizzy T June 30, 2025
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Dating jewelry

Some sort of visible Jewellery to state that your in a relation ship it can't be on your left hand ring finger though
by 5555two July 20, 2017
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Sa-date

We have a 2 year old, it's covid, so my baby and me are going on a stay-at-home date. A sa-date.
by dlocker8 February 6, 2021
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