whiskey on the brain

A near disease like water on the brain. When working a long tedious and tasking day the mere mention of the Jim Beam sends one into a magnetic voyage to the nearest dive bar to drown the working man's woes.

In casual conversation with Andy, Kristine mentioned the bottle of whiskey she procurred for Tom's birthday this weekend. After putting in a crab fisherman's day worth of hard work and sweat, the mere mention of the fine gruel, gave Andy a severe case of whiskey on the brain only to be cured by a stop at the Buzzin Steakhouse on his way home.

by Malbec Maven November 8, 2011

Dissertation Brain

When you have been working on your dissertation for a a long time (subject to your own interpretation of a long time) and you start to forget random but important information.

Today , I forgot what year it was. I swore it was 2015 and an hour into working and dating everything 2015, I realized it was actually 2016. That is when I realized that I had dissertation brain. #dissertationbrain

by allaboutthatgradlife May 23, 2016

Squirrel brains

Some dumb hick girl from Kentucky’s intelligence level.

Tommy your girlfriend has squirrel brains.

by Bigleagueshu June 10, 2020

freezer brain

A sharp, icepick like pain in the middle of your forehead after consuming a cold beverage too quickly.

"Oh, oh! I drank that smoothie way too quick! Freezer brain!"

by professorofslang May 2, 2015

Brain Dead

Henry and Sharp on discord.. here is their discord Sharp#6900 and savage-pinecone#1174 they are utterly retarded

Henry and sharp are quite literally the most brain dead people ever.

by Certex is the best November 14, 2021

Brain Leak

When something you ment to think in your head comes out loud, creating a rather awkward situation.

Guy 1: I totally brain leaked last night while screwing my girlfriend

Guy 2: Aww man what you say?
Guy 1: Accidently said "Battenburgs are what make my life complete" about 7 minutes in
Guy 2: I'm Surprised you last 7 minutes

Guy 1: Wait what?
Guy 2: Sorry Brain Leak

by AshleysMexicanDick October 24, 2014

Giving brain

It’s when you get a can of beans and heated up in Mach 10 and land in a African village (preferablly ookagawlahawsha) and shove it up the local gay mans ass (can opener is already up there) and pull it out and throw it in a cathedral and the citizens run and you go and retrieve and it is brain.

Giving brain - poop baby satchel brain

by Nae nae baby April 15, 2019