Brandon

One who gets friendzoned often.
Like How I Met Your Mother, but will never be able to tell his kids how he met there mother, as he is forever alone.

Steve - "Hey I hear your brother became a Brandon"

Jordan - "Yeah Really sucks I wont be an uncle"

by AshleysMexicanDick May 26, 2014

Brain Leak

When something you ment to think in your head comes out loud, creating a rather awkward situation.

Guy 1: I totally brain leaked last night while screwing my girlfriend

Guy 2: Aww man what you say?
Guy 1: Accidently said "Battenburgs are what make my life complete" about 7 minutes in
Guy 2: I'm Surprised you last 7 minutes

Guy 1: Wait what?
Guy 2: Sorry Brain Leak

by AshleysMexicanDick October 24, 2014