Hooded Sausage

Companion: Do you know that guy dave
You: Yeah
Companion: He has a hooded sausage
by Nigga Central October 5, 2023
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A more challenging version of early childhood education which requires a very patient and empathetic care taker or teacher who can properly deal with the effects of the social issues and undesirable home life affecting young children from less fortunate circumstances in a severely negative way, usually manifested in the form of acting out, temper tantrums, screaming, biting, hitting and sometimes cussing. This term can refer to younger children of ANY race in ANY demographic to one degree or another as a result of a wide variety of negative family circumstances and/or negative upbringings, but does NOT include those children who may be mentally disabled. Here, the term "hood", in this context, merely refers to a rough neighborhood which has a higher percentage of broken, less fortunate families, and is NOT being used in a derogatory manner.
Gwyn is majoring in early childhood education, but sometimes feels like she is practicing early hood-child education. Especially when she needs to calmly deal with being bitten, scratched in the face or hit by certain children in daycare.
by Ohioguy October 31, 2022
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On Hood

I don't like melanin tinted individuals and I want the world to know
by Gooberbooger27 August 8, 2024
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Hood Pepper Spray

A ketchup squirt bottle mostly filled with hot sauce, then squirted into someone's eyes.
by Edward Sugarfoot July 28, 2019
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Hood buzz

When a stereotypical white guy or nerdy asian guy have a few drinks and start acting black, aka whiggers/chiggers, respectively. Guys that are under the hood buzz like girls with ghetto booties and love playing the song "shake ya ass" by mystical.

Common signs of Hood Buzz:
saying "Sup Dogg," "pound it," "check out dem 22s," walking with a limp, throwing up fake gang signs (typically westside), waving with both hands, puking in bushes, starting fights, losing fights, replacing "yall" for "you", pretending your Chrysler 300 is a Bentley, reciting random rap lyrics, etc.
1: Look at Clearance, he's drunk and he's acting black.

2: Oh gosh, he has a Hood buzz. This is the last time we bring Clearance to the country club.

Clearance: "Ah yea, listen up yall beezies to my bentleys sounds system. shake ya ass ladies. looks like someones going to be having my baby, baby"
by BigBallzDudley July 10, 2011
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Hood Fight

Professional fighters fighting, does not need to be in the hood. They get payed very well. Not to be confused with boxing, not martial arts
Guy 1 - “Hey want to go watch Hood Fight with me
Guy 2 - “Isn’t Hood Fight just like the UFC?”
Guy 1 - “Yes, the UFC is hood fight”
by CM911 December 10, 2022
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