french onion 

basically a faggot who is french and proud of it

they usually have no personality and have no friends.

girl: So what are you?

guy: 100% french...you know what that means...

girl: Ew a french onion? Shoulda known...Well bye.

french onion by sjafhkjdfg May 21, 2011

French Lettuce

'French Lettuce' is a term meaning condom.

it's an old term as my parents use it...

girl; i'm ready

boy; okay, let me go get the french lettuce
girl; okay make sure it's on properly

girl; i'm pregnant...
boy; OMG! the french lettuce must of had a whole in it....

French Lettuce by urbansmartypants123 November 8, 2011

French lipstick

The act of having sex with a menstrating women followed by the act of using the penis to reden her lips with the said mestration as if it where lipstick.

I hooked up with this mad slut last night. Bitch didnt tell me she was on her period so I gave her the french lipstick.

French lipstick by fluffy monsters March 24, 2012

French fuck 

Like French kiss but you put your whole foot as far as you can down your partners pussy until it hurts so much

Jared stop French fucking me ahhhhhhhhh....

French fuck by Senpai the 1 February 25, 2020

French Toast 

When you shit on a man or womans bossoms and then flatten it down and cut it into squares and spread butter on it

JOHN::Oi mate wana make french toast this morning?
Michelle:Oh yer whos chest shall we use?

French Toast by THE ABDOMINATOR March 18, 2009

French toast 

Soggy toast considered inferior to crisp American toast.

How's your French toast dear?
Soggy and ungrateful. But this American toast is a-okay.

French toast by Bill the Cat May 27, 2008

french cinema 

A cinema that specialises in erotic films... Some do plays and others do movies.

I *DIDNT* go 2 the french cinema yesterday... really... *wink* *wink*.

french cinema by Sabian June 3, 2004