retarted cat

doesnt know where or what the hell is going on and rolls with it but freaks out at a mouse

oh that damn retarted cat is going through the trash again

by soggys January 12, 2022

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bait cat

A friendly feral cat used to lure other feral cats to a desired spot so that they may be trapped for sterilization, given medication, or made used to human touch or contact.

Mrs. Brown won't come to the food bowl until I leave. I better bring a bait cat over so I can try to pet her and give her her flea pill.

by Herbert Von July 18, 2021

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cat-timing

At the moment you decide to get off the couch your cat decides to jump on you for cuddles thus making it impossible to leave.

You: "I cannot ignore the call of nature any longer, I suppose I'll get off the couch and indulge in a little urinary expulsion."

cat-timing:

Cat: "meow" (aka "cuddles plz!")

by jacky_treehorn October 5, 2009

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The name of a black and white pussy cat who loves to sleep and travel back in time using his meow machine. He also loves eating whiskers and is often known as fat cat. He is cute and lovely looking although if you don't give him what he want's he will rip your jugular out with his claws and drink the blood running out of your throat.

I'm, very scared of Midnight cat. I didn't feed him and he is trying to get me. Help! I'm hiding in the bathtub he will be here soon help ahhh he found meeeeeeeeee

by Death by cat July 17, 2020

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shredding the cat

To shred the cat is slang for masterbation. For example ‘cat’ is the penis and ‘shredding’ is the act of moving ones hand up and down the shaft.
Much like schrodinger‘s cat, it’s an allegory of life.

Marek was is in his room shredding the cat so loud his house mates became concerned.
And his penis became sore.

by Loweena November 1, 2017

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