crossgrade

To switch from one thing to something else that's equivalent, but is neither a downgrade nor an upgrade.

Apple's been releasing crossgrades to their current products to make them work on the new Intel chips.

by DoublebacK June 25, 2006

crowblow

Crowblowing someone would mean running up to someone at maximum speed and punching them in the face as hard as possible.

Haha did you hear about that douchebag that got crowblowed?

by SatanLover February 12, 2008

Crocagoat

A goat whose surrogate mother was a crocodile that felt guilty about eating the goatling's mother, thus allowing the little goatling to suckle on it's croc-teets and raising it as one of it's own... ...and the Crocagoat was born.

*Derived from the Arseblog Arsecast Episode 78, "The Sacking..."

I drank the blood of a crocagoat to cure my ailments and to renew my mojo.

by ArsenalArmada June 2, 2008

crotch bunch

the bunch in your pants that makes it look like you have a crotch

suzy- its likes i have a penis in that picture

dionne- no man its just your crotch bunch!

by Emily, Emma and Lindsay March 27, 2009

Crossbow roulette

A decision maker believes they have several options, but in fact only one outcome can be chosen.

Scott: I can't believe that Willy thinks he can negotiate his rent payment again. He's fooling himself.

Julia: I know- it's crossbow roulette.

by oReiLLZ December 22, 2008

crotch hunter

The process of making a sexual advance and grasping for the male genetalia however coming up literally empty handed. Generally followed by awkward and embarassing thigh touching and empty grabs.

I was in bed with Mike last night and he was so hot I was tryin to make a move and grab his dick but I couldnt find it in his jeans! I was totally a crotch hunter. *sigh*

by RielyTaylor March 4, 2009

Cross Polinating

Using the same finger to pick the second nostril of one's nose immediately after picking the first.

The dude next to me at the traffic light was doing some serious cross polinating this morning.

by Harrrry March 10, 2009