Carpet minger

A rough and unattractive lesbian.

"I swear that one on the left is a fucking carpet minger!"

by Hoofster May 29, 2014

Carpet Bomb

When having intercourse with a female, as you are about to ejaculate, pull out and splooge on her pubic hair.

"How was last night with Sophie?"
"Brah, I totally carpet bombed that hoe! My nut was all over that bush."

by TheTarkKnight March 10, 2015

carpet nashing

Anyone performing oral sex on a woman. Specifically the representation of the 😖 Emoji for the unhappy carpet nasher, and the 😛 Emoji used for "my girlfriend just showered" carpet nasher.

She didn't know there would be carpet nashing that evening and had forgotten to take a shower.

by ChaChiRei August 24, 2016

Tape Cape

N. When in your intire house, there is no tape in any form.

"I tell ya', there was a tape cape in my house as if someone stole all of them.

by Barry Scotch September 30, 2008

meat cape

The giant layer of back fat on the morbidly obese, which impedes the ability to sit back in any seat of any kind.

"Yo, who Precious wearin' last night at the Oscars?"
"I don't know but that meat cape was on!"
"It looked like she had 50 gallons of chocolate pudding riding piggy back."

by pseusie March 7, 2010

Cape

An attractive female much younger than yourself.

Person One: "Yo yo, did you see that cape just walk by?"
Person Two: "Dude, that girl is like 15!"

by Oh Burrell August 12, 2009

Cape Girls

Cape girls are just here because our parents moved here as a kid and we are stuck here.. we make the best of life.. not all of us drink.. the partys are fun probally not the best but we make the best out of it.. most of us are down to earth but we are taught to dream big becaus eanyone can accomplish anything.. most of us cant wiat to move away but when were gone realize we want back

once a cape girl, always a cape girl

by Cape girlie May 30, 2005