by Hvfd13 January 05, 2017
Cookie Jarring: Shoving half-baked cookie dough up your ass and shitting it into a cookie jar.
"Sorry I was late to work, boss. I got tied up because I was cookie-jarring. I had a chocolate chip stuck in my rectum for an hour and just couldn't get it out."
"Sorry I was late to work, boss. I got tied up because I was cookie-jarring. I had a chocolate chip stuck in my rectum for an hour and just couldn't get it out."
by AnimorphFan June 16, 2020
When one person has stolen another's style, lingo, or fashion accessory. You may refer to that person as a cookie stealer, cookie eater, or cookier. It is derived from the term cookie cutter. Usually referring to houses along the same block that resemble each other.
Yo dude that kid definatly cookied my cut off chords!
Yo fuck off cookie stealer you know you got that off me!
Yo fuck off cookie stealer you know you got that off me!
by Barney C April 25, 2008
A person who's ass is so big, that it magically absorbs anything that you put in the crack, up to and including cookies, especially Keebler fudge stripe cookies. Anything put in the crack is never seen or heard from again.
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A nickname for 1950's actor Stephen Zukowski. Also known as Num Nums Zukowski.
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A nickname for 1950's actor Stephen Zukowski. Also known as Num Nums Zukowski.
Hey, Num Num's ass crack is showing
Let's put a Keebler fudge stripe cookie in there.
Oh my God!! The adventures of cookie butt lives!!!!
Let's put a Keebler fudge stripe cookie in there.
Oh my God!! The adventures of cookie butt lives!!!!
by sillyrascal August 23, 2010
also known as crackrock
by Jack Mehoff November 27, 2004
by meg meg meg meg June 28, 2009
An ejaculatory emission from a male sex organ onto a person's tongue leaving a disk-shaped circle of sperm.
by Cultivate Cum December 07, 2015