Code “J”

When Jack and Jeremy fall at the exact same time, no matter the cause

When Jack threw a rubber ball at a wall, and it bounced then hit Jeremy in the head, we had a major Code “J”

by PChamileon97 January 15, 2019

hot code

A term often used by game developers to describe a feature in their game (or DLC) that is in some way unfinished and/or is still in development. Essentially, a glitch that he/she promises will be fixed upon the release date of said game(orDLC).

Gamer: Why doesn't that alien robot have its proper textures?

Game Developer: It's hot code.

by Norse Emperor September 8, 2017

code mikey

The best thing very because very Mike Espinosa Ekkovision type shit

You white boy use code Mikey on Ekkovision

by Yankees231$ June 12, 2024

if-coding

When you start writing a code and find yourself overusing conditional/if statements inefficiently, making your code long, messy and unreadable. This strategy is often used by people new to coding, or people that have not planned out how they will write their program. In addition to spamming if statements, if-coders also often do not follow the rules of object oriented programming. They will often only have one class file and will include all of the code for the objects they could have made in that class, resulting in a (very) long code that is hard to read and hard to expand off of, which often leads to code abandonment.

Example 1*

Person 1: Last night I was making a pretty cool game, but I found myself if-coding, and I had to abandon it.

Person 2: Oh wow that's gotta suck.

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Example 2*

New Coder: Hey check out this cool game I made!

Experienced Coder: This is a big piece of if-code. Your game sucks.

New Coder: Well my mom thought it was pretty cool...

by YetAnother13YearOldBoy November 12, 2013

Code Brown

An emergency maneuver that can be taken by an individual who is pulled over by law enforcement, while subsequently being in possession of a large amount of marijuana, or other illicit substance easily identifiable by scent. The individual starts by shoving a finger up a recently shidded anus, and then smears the finger along the leftmost drivers side air vent. They then point the air vent at the drivers side door and crank the heat. Any pungent odor will be covered up completely as the officer gets fumigated by the heated excrement.

I almost got arrested for having all that pot, but I "code brown'd" the cop.

by Captain Toot May 11, 2021

code brown

mass hysteria of hispanics and latinos immigrating; infesting our nation. used by racist cops

Los Angeles is a city with a Level Delta Code Brown, thanks to the fact California is near the border

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 September 8, 2019

Stank on the source code

To put stank on the source code is to use mystical and ancient knowledge of IT to fix or improve the function of electronics.
If you've ever had a problem with your computer, and your geeky friend fixed it seemingly by magic, that's when you know that they dropped some stank on the source code.

Person 1: Woah man, are you watching porn in 8k?
Person 2: Yeah dude, I dropped some pretty serious stank on the source code, and now I can stream anal porn in ultra high quality

Person 1: My phone is so slow. I think I need to update my software
Person 2: Fuck that brah, just put some stank on the source code!

by Honk McDoodle April 30, 2023