Jesus Christ on a cracker

A notably more potent form of the exclamation"Jesus Christ!". Used to show extreme cases of shock, disgust, or awe.

John: Yo, I just hit your little sister with my car!
Bill: Jesus Christ on a cracker! Is the car ok?

by TGBen December 30, 2008

Chris Wayne

A common Australian term for a male eyebrow piercing, specifically one situated on the right brow. The origin of such a term is derived from the presence of this piercing on Christopher Wayne, a popular magician.

"hey did you see that guy's piercing, he had a Chris Wayne. Gnarly"

by YoungPadawan June 30, 2009

chris griffin

A character of family guy. Peter and Lois's 13 year old son(14 in the fourth season.) He is a blonde and dumb just like Peter.
He should star in episodes more often.

Chris Griffin is awesome!!!!!

by Perry C. November 3, 2006

christmas

Proof that we live in a major consumer culture.

Christmas is when we would rather buy something for someone than actually say 'thanks for being my friend'

by anti-consumer-culture December 28, 2005

Christmas

The worst holiday of the year, which is, ironically, in the second best season of the year.

Winter might be my favorite season if it weren't for all the "Christmas-time" crap going on.

by FNW September 29, 2011

Christmas creep

1. Universally hated, market driven phenomenon that if left unchecked will eventually culminate in an uninterrupted decade of concatenated carol medleys, closely followed by a glorious moment of frantic arson destroying every Christmatastasized mall in America.

2. Any one of the marketing executives responsible for it.

1. If it weren't for this gol-danged Christmas creep, I wouldn't be listening to "Jingle Bell Rock" on the Fourth of July!

2. If I ever get my hands on one of those Christmas creeps, I'll tie him to a chair and make him listen to "O Christmas Tree" until he screams for mercy.

by Boingerschleimer December 28, 2006

chris leavins

a very attractive man who makes videos called cute with Chris
(cutewithchris.com) with an aspiring sense of humor. And a very nice wardrobe.

Damn, I'd fuck Chris Leavins so fast he wouldn't know what hit him.

by nollableu August 4, 2007