Ball breathers 

When a guy's boxer briefs become so worn out in the middle that holes form on the sides of each testicle.

Wife: Babe, you need to go buy some new undies and quit walking around this house in them ball breathers!

Ball breathers by JawboneMCG September 18, 2016

Slurp Breathing 

When you cum in a girl's mouth and she has trouble breathing, so it makes a rather gnarly slurping sound.

Friend 1: "Dude, last night I came so hard in this one girl's mouth that she started slurp breathing!"
Friend 2: "Holy shit dude, brutal."

Slurp Breathing by ud4652219 March 20, 2017

Twat breather 

A twat breather is a person with a vagina that stands in front of you to air out the nether regions

That chick was a real twat breather at the concert last night

Twat breather by Ten ton brick June 7, 2017

Hell Breathers 

Basically a word for smokers.

what a fucking hell breathers

Hell Breathers by Godx February 2, 2020

Corona breathing 

When you cough near someone you fucking hate, hoping they will catch the corona virus or at least a life threatening illness because you hate them so much that you'd rather jump of a cliff instead of being around them.

you: *corona breathing* on ur enemy
them: *catches corona virus* wtf bro
you: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Corona breathing by shalomjackiesonenightstand April 24, 2020

Surface breather

Someone who cannot think or feel past than what they see on the “surface of life”

Cannot sense the depths of things

Cassie only cares about materialistic things and not how people feel on the inside, just how they present themselves. She’s such a surface breather

Surface breather by ScoobyThaDoobie February 7, 2021

Butt Breather 

An unconscious person... but is still breathing.

Paramedics: "On scene with a 38 year old female unconscious but breathing."
Nurses in the ER: "We got another butt breather."

Butt Breather by anonymous April 22, 2022