Pwner Boner

A massive over-powered video game melee weapon that resembles male genitals.

Look at this noob, he's using the pwner boner (energy sword), and hasn't gotten a single kill!

by IEatSJWsForBreakfast April 15, 2015

Titty Boner

When you're nipples are fully erect.

"Honey are you cold you have titty boners".

by Bruce McAlister March 22, 2017

ego-boner

To engage in narcissistic activity in the hopes of receiving praise.

He only suggested an employee training program in the hopes of achieving an ego-boner.

by verbo medico May 10, 2018

Iguana Boner

When you roll cannabis leaves as a blunt wrap.

Hey homie let’s burn down this iguana boner

by The Iguana’s Boner May 24, 2018

boner chief

When a man has a boner from a woman for some reason,he feels like he's a leader because he's the only one with a boner.

jack: hey juan, what happend with you and carol last night?

juan: it was great. i was the boner chief. haha.

by that guy 2468 December 2, 2010

Boner Kebab

A Type Of Doner Kebab Which Is Not Made On A Spinning Grill.It Is Made Hard And Stiff In The Pants Of Several Men

GARDHAN!, Would you like to eat my Boner Kebab?

by AbbuUXG October 17, 2020

brain boner

just like real ones, they can be given or received.

Tauni gave me a huge brain boner this afternoon.

by TauntaunandJ January 19, 2018