Frowny Boner

When a man's penis has become extraordinarily sad. Flaccid and disheartened; the penis may even partially attempt to retreat back into the groin area in search of a safe space

Pass. Swipe Left. No way, she gives me a total frowny boner.

by LiterallyNobodyCares August 1, 2018

angel boner

When you encounter someone so heavenly that you get an erection

Dude she gave me a wicked angel boner

by Vickyleo1994 May 22, 2014

boner owner

To be turned on by something.

That Irish accent is a real boner owner.

by Thomoxii May 1, 2015

Partial boner

When the penis of a homo sapien reaches at least thirty percent maximum capacity of the corpus cavernosum with blood flowage

This morning i woke up with a partial boner.. before it went away,I opened up my bedroom window and showed it to the birds foraging for grubs in the garden below.

by Sitonapotatopanotis June 2, 2018

itchy boner

when a males urethra itches and you rub your head to get rid of it, but give yourself a boner instead.

Man, I have an itchy boner.

by Illydex March 26, 2019

cloner boner

The act of recreating the same boner from looking at the same pornagraphic sources

I only had a magazine so for a week I had to have a cloner boner

by Philbeick17 September 22, 2013

Iguana Boner

When you roll cannabis leaves as a blunt wrap.

Hey homie let’s burn down this iguana boner

by The Iguana’s Boner May 24, 2018