Bidener

A person who denies the biology of aging in writing off the failing physical behaviors of older people under stress and subject to constant observation. Essentially denying the truth and inviting risk in soliciting reliance on four more years of having such a person a position of extreme power

So many Bideners, both intelligent, and ignorant, seem to believe that the Presidents mental decline and slips are accidental, that Joe, for all his legendary civic servuce, has four more years in his psuedo-imoortality.

by grubecnerwal June 5, 2024

Biden

To accept anything, to the point of screwing yourself, and not know what's going on.

Man, the Indian in the store charged you $8.50 for a Mt. Dew, you're so Biden.

I saw your mom picking up dudes in the bar, and you're dad came and picked her up when she got too drunk. That's fucking Biden

by satanlucifer June 21, 2024

Biden

To not know what you're doing, and fuck shit up in the process, and expect positive results.
Also a major fuck up on a large scale.

Man, I told you not to drive the forklift off the dock, you biden'ed that shit up.

Francis Scott key bridge fell down. Man that MF driving the boat was Biden.

by satanlucifer June 21, 2024

Biden

A man with low self esteem brought on early by male pattern baldness and the inability to tell the truth about himself or the many accomplishments he never achieved. His racist and bigoted remarks go back to his humble beginnings when he was married with four children while having extra-marital relations with a then 15 year old babysitter named Jill who eventually cheated on her first husband and later became Bidens wife. Biden is a proud member of the "M.A.P.S." Organization (Minor Attracted Person) and can frequently be found in a nearby ice cream shop sniffing small children and making inappropriate comments about their age gap. Nicknamed "Pedo Pete" by his son Hunter, Biden spends his days in hiding waiting for his next dose of amphetamines to kick in so he can go out and conquer all the Corn Pops of the world. Biden is a professional liar with horrible speaking skills and a loose sphincter.

Biden likes to shower with his teenage daughter.

by 9lb Johnson June 24, 2024

bidened my pants

shitting your pants like joe biden

person 1: “something stinks”
person 2: “yeah my bad i bidened my pants”

by FinnShart June 27, 2024

Bidenomics

When you’re two stupid to understand how economics actually works so you blame a sitting president for corporate entities raising prices.

Unfortunately the Magamoron believes in Bidenomics because they never learned anything in an actual economics class.

by A champion at life June 30, 2024

Biden

Verb

1. State of being malfunction or paused.
2. Forgetting what was said a few seconds ago and stumbling over words.

My computer just got bidened.
I was bidening during the debate class.

by =JOe= July 5, 2024