Bacon schlab

Someone.. or .. rather something.. perhaps.. that is special to me.. er- special. yep heh

Guy #1: Dude I just won this teddy bear for you at dave and busters
Guy #2: Oh my god this is so special to me. thanks, its my new bacon schlab

by gianteasteregg January 19, 2024

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mollie bacon

mollie bacon is a golfer but no hoes
peach iced tea addict but no money or shop
mollie good at bracelets but not for r**
mollie is a lesbain

olivia: why is mollie bacon sad?
mollie: because i got kicked onto my floor

by littleliv July 13, 2023

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Sexy Bacon

Bacon you put on your partners nipples to help them orgasm

would you like some sexy bacon my dear?

by Veta2 December 26, 2018

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Bacon Neck

An alternative term for when a man abruptly places or slaps his penis upon the frontal neck area of a person to utilize the space between the chin and neck for purposes of orgasm.

We bacon necked so hard last night.

by Jenation February 3, 2024

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musical "bacon bits"

Crisp "juicy deep-fried" twangy-electric-guitar undertone/accompaniment-accents that create satisfying additional fullness/richness to a bouncy melody.

Succulent "fruits 'n' vegetables" compositions --- i.e., songs with lovely bold tones from horns, woodwinds, strings, and keyboards, and with a nice lively thumpy-thump beat --- are all well and good on their own, but they are always so much more audibly "fulfilling" if there are a moderation of musical "bacon bits" sprinkled in throughout the tune, as well. Check out towing-serviceman Ron Pratt's theme song on YouTube to see what I mean.

by QuacksO November 2, 2018

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