Jeremy Jew

An average Jewish person. Usually is offended by the slightest things.
Me: Hitler did nothing wrong
Jeremy Jew: TRIGGERED
Me: lol chill
by whatsupdonaldduck July 14, 2016
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Jew Burger

When a burger gets burnt to the point of ash.
Person 1: hey bro that burger looks kinda burnt

Person 2: yeah it’s a Jew Burger.
by Cheesewheel445 October 13, 2019
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jew house

A house during the month of December that's not decorated for Christmas
Since Thomas didn't have any Christmas decorations outside of his house, people would walk past his home and call it a jew house.
by J Slasher December 08, 2020
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Jew Putty

Also known as "Mighty Putty"; the cheaper alternative to fixing something to make it last longer rather than breaking down to purchase the item new more expensive replacement.
Comes in a cylinder shape which you then cut, knead, and mold to the broken object. Hardens to concrete strength.
"That guy is so cheap he used Jew Putty to hold the door handle of his car together!"
by Enchanted18 September 09, 2011
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Jew goal

When Abdirahman thinks every goal is a Jew goal
"Mahad which synagogue do you attend? Rabbi Wenger would be proud of that Jew goal"
by Blackty December 04, 2020
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jew pin

The last pin standing after you bowl your first ball.
She threw her ball and hit 9 pins,"Darn jew pin!"
by Kikyome December 08, 2010
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Playing jew

A game played with two or more friends and some random people.
Aim: to Call out a Jew
How:

1.throw a coin near a bystander without them actually seeing you "drop it"(use a heavy like a quater, the bystander needs to bramble to hear the coin hit the ground. try avoid coins like dimes or nickels)
2. Wait and see if they pick it up
3. If they pick it up yell at them calling them a Jew.
Me and John made a montage of us playing Jew with a bunch of randoms
by Dat_JewishKid October 19, 2015
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