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your mom

a parent for their son or daughter
your mom is so ugly that her husband left her for their daughter
by ily.cartii April 14, 2023
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your mom

YOUR MOM
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Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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your mom

your mom is a term people use as a last resort come-back. it is extremely fatal and can cause death but funny on children so people use it as a first resort.
person 1: found out my little brother has brain cancer
person 2: your mom
person 1:*abrogates from earth*
by roadtoad June 8, 2021
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your mom YES

the best mom insult word for someone that is your school bully
me: *sit on bench*
bully: your bad
me: your mom YES
by kevinivy100 May 4, 2022
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Your Mom

The worst joke ever popularized in 2017-18
John- Your Mom is gay. Austin: Stfu fatherless bitch
by Something in my dick April 9, 2022
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Your Mom

what I'm doing tonight ;)
by Fogreynix November 16, 2021
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