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thats not what your momma said last night 

a comeback or insult saying you slept with a persons momma and she was moaning and such
your ugly thats not what your momma said last night

Your moms house 

Where I was last night.
Person 1 "Where were you last night dude!"

Person 2 "Your moms house HA GOTTEM"
Your moms house by Koolkid920 September 12, 2018

your moms bed 

Where I was last night.
in bed wit ur mom wtf dont u understand u fucken n00b your moms bed

your moms fat juicy mommy milkers 

Your mom’s tits. 😐 What the fuck did you think I’d say?
Your moms fat juicy mommy milkers are summoning me to an early grave.

your momma 

the subject of all jokes used by assholes when they have no other comeback.
guy #1-"Dude, stay away from me, your a dick!"
guy #2- *silence for a second*

guy #2-" Your momma!"
guy #1 as he walks away-"Douche"
your momma by fuck 'em all June 29, 2009

enough to make you slap your momma 

anything that is really really good
Isn't that girl hot? Hell yeah, she's hot... enough to make you slap your momma!

Have you had one of those burgers? They are enough to make you slap your momma!