cleveland boner

n., The act of shoving a handful of garbage from a nearby dumpster into your pants, then stomping into the club like WASSUP.

Even though the trash holding it together was rotting away, his cleveland boner rages on.

by tsksss April 5, 2015

Pwner Boner

A massive over-powered video game melee weapon that resembles male genitals.

Look at this noob, he's using the pwner boner (energy sword), and hasn't gotten a single kill!

by IEatSJWsForBreakfast April 15, 2015

boner owner

To be turned on by something.

That Irish accent is a real boner owner.

by Thomoxii May 1, 2015

Boner Yoghurt

A euphemism for semen

Sam really puts out a lot of Boner Yoghurt, doesn't he?

by Boner Yogurt July 9, 2015

boner canoe

When a man slides his boner between the lips of a woman's vagina without penetrating. The act of boner canoeing is often done in a pool, river, or lake.

Dude! Look over there, Jared is giving Tina a boner canoe!

by BreakBeatDrums August 15, 2015

Boner in sweatpants

A natural but embarrassing reaction to pleasant but surprising events

Guy won the lottery at a funeral and started acting crazy..got a boner in sweatpants

by Schmitty1981 October 19, 2016

ambulance boner

The unfortunate act of popping am erection whilest being strapped down in an ambulance.

Last night was so embarrassing when it ended with an ambulance boner.

by Madigan90 December 21, 2016