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When the Bank of England replace Winston Churchill with a picture of a beaver on a bank note
Nigel Farage: The Bank of England is replacing Winston Churchill with a picture of a beaver on our bank notes. This is the definition of woke.
by Feefles March 13, 2026
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woketard

“Woketard” is a slang insult. It’s a mash-up of two pieces:
“Woke” – originally meant being aware of social injustice, especially racism. Over time it expanded to include awareness of issues like discrimination, inequality, and social justice more broadly.
“-tard” – a derogatory suffix derived from the word retard, historically used to insult people with intellectual disabilities. Because of that history, many people consider it offensive.
Put together, “woketard” is used online as a mocking or hostile term for someone perceived as extremely or blindly supportive of progressive social-justice ideas. The word is meant to belittle the person rather than debate their arguments.
joe biden supporters are big woketard
by Eiborcm March 16, 2026
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Woke Right

The woke right is a contemporary political phenomenon that mirrors the virtue signaling, identity politics, and outrage tactics of the woke left—but in service of conservative, populist, or nationalist goals. It deploys viral content, memes, and boycotts to attack progressive causes like DEI, gender ideology, and mass migration, framing these battles in absolute moral terms—often targeting racial egalitarianism and blank-slate humanism—and casting “patriots,” “Christians,” or “normal gays” as besieged identity groups.
Boycotting Bud Light over a trans ad? That’s the woke right”
“Hey Fran, what happened to your X account?” “It got nuked by the pearl clutching woke right.”
by Frandalorian May 13, 2025
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Wokeism

"Wokeism” describes a rigid, ideology-driven worldview rooted in radical social justice and intersectionality, where individuals are categorized strictly by their race, gender, and privilege. It enforces conformity through cancel culture, labels dissenting views as oppressive, and prioritizes perceived equity over merit or truth. It is marked by a focus on systemic grievances and a zero-tolerance approach to opposing perspectives, often leading to societal division.
“ After two semesters of gender studies, Basil contracted a chronic case of wokeism and came home from college with purple hair and new pronouns”
by Frandalorian May 13, 2025
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Woke Right

A term that liberals who became slightly anti-left 5 minutes ago invented so they can criticize conservatives for actually being conservative, instead of adhering to their approved script of blank slate egalitarianism.
"Joe doesn't want America invaded by infinity immigrants who will never assimilate and learn how to speak English. I guess he's part of the Woke Right now!"
by Dr. Phil Mike Hunt May 15, 2025
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Wokkmukk

The practice of breaking a Russian TV by head.
The Bald Lady practiced Wokkmukk on her television.
by Wasauce May 23, 2025
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Woke

Gay awakening; to realize one’s gayness
John woke last year, turns out he’s pan.
by anonymous June 8, 2025
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