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whale

Popular girl: HAHAHAHA SHES A WHALE
Victim: Your so mean!
by Enter Your Pseudonym Here September 30, 2021
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Whales

a set of numbers, amounts, etc. used to measure or compare the level of something
Aye davo, pass us the whales so we can weigh theae drugs
by Arse eater November 24, 2023
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divorced whale

reece hayter is a divorced whale. he likes to physically abuse WOMEN. while dressed in an ugly red jacket. he looks divorced. and also, like a whale.
person 1: Reece Hayter threw snow at my eye!
person 2: did you call him a divorced whale?
person 1: whats a divorced whale?
person 2: Reece Hayter.
by DivorcedWhalesSUCK December 4, 2023
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Blue Whale

Woah, that Blue Whale is HUGEEE!!!
by fgyhuijokpjhgfchjkl August 6, 2022
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Whale

1. Ex wife
2. My penis
3. Underwater faggot.
1. My ex wife went on a cruise ship to look for whales, at the end of the day she looked in the mirror and saw one.
2. Guy1: Bro is your whale hard again | Me: No, it’s naturally like that.
3. The whale couldn’t move, and drowned underwater. He also ate many fishes before death. What a faggot.
by Christopher Villarreal December 10, 2021
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Whaling the bong

When the bong is just ash and you have to blow it out and it makes the bong look like a whale.
"Did you send the bong m8?" "Hate to say m8 but ended up whaling the bong, too packed"
by Fucknem8 September 22, 2018
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Whale Shit

When you have a very big, diarrhea shit.
R{REDACTEDA}R whale shits on the rest of the stream
by Quick Raptor February 16, 2021
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