Jerk test

One who is a jerk but more jerkier.
Jason is being a jerk test today than ever before.
by Mitchie Pants June 17, 2011
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Test lag

The amount of stress and/or exhaustion one gets after doing a test or examination of some sort.
Joe: bro do you want to hang out?
Achmad: I still have test lag from my finals, I think need a week to recover
by Deadeye Uger December 14, 2020
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Random test

This is just an experiment to see if urban dictionary actually reads the shit that others write and whether it’s a bot or not.
“Yo, urban dictionary said they would publish my word
“Really, me too”
“We had the same word and definition....”
“Is this some kind of random test?”
by blinders March 31, 2020
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Test Bulimia

The act of mass consuming information the night before a test and throwing it back up on the test, just to forget everything you consumed right after.
"Woah, I knew all this before?"

'Yeah., you probably have test bulimia.'
by Emilia J. Harlow September 21, 2022
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Testing My Glider Redeploys

Going to jump off a high place. Hope that, when you press A on your Xbox or X on your Ps4 controller that a Glider will catch you. Therefore, Saving your life. Sometimes it doesn’t work and therefore... Your deceased. When this adjective is used it’s usually used to say your having a bad day and you no longer want to live

(Glider Redeploys - used in the game Fortnite that catch you when falling off of high places)
Carlo - “I'm listening to XXXTentacion right now, and damn It’s-”
Patryk - “Depressing... yeah.”
Carlo - “Might have to go on my roof so that I can test my Glider Redeploys.”
Patryk - “Bro same here.”
Carlo - “Well, see ya later man”
Patryk - “I’ll be testing my glider redeploys as well mannnnn.”
by NBA SlowBoy August 31, 2019
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Authenticity Testing

Implying that someone's position on an issue or activism and volunteering is not because of a genuine held belief or passion around the issue but because they want something else like coochie or validation. People who authenticity test are usually just bad people and accuse others of being fake because they have a hard time living their values without external incentive, so they assume that others are the same way.

This can also take the form of someone saying: you're not gay enough or you're not black enough to have a certain opinion.
Guy 1: You care about period pad scarcity as a man, you're such a male pick me.

Guy 2: I used to live in a third world country - I know people that have died due to lack of menstrual care.

Guy 1: Yeah I bet that line goes hard with women.

Guy 2: You know just because you're a cynical ass that would only care about issues outside of yourself for validation doesn't mean that others are the same way. Your authenticity testing is really fucked and shows that you lack the ability to show anyone love and care if it doesn't lead you to some clout or coochie.
by Freud's Evil Cousin June 08, 2024
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