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Text Blogging

The act of sending unsolicited texts that are not answering a question, making a request, have an obvious response, any response would seem pointless, or are otherwise considered pointless by the recipient. These are texts that serve no two-way-communication-purpose and seem to be just informing you of something that requires no further action or response.
Texter 1: I'm eating breakfast.
Texter 2: man, quit text blogging me
Texter 1: I just wanted to say I'm eating breakfast.
Texter 2: Good for you.
by catsgotmytongue October 13, 2011
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text-lepathy

n. the use of text messages to have a private discussion with another person while in a group. usually used to discuss or insult another member of the group in real time without their knowledge.

the subtlety of this act is easily thwarted by knowing glances and shared spontaneous laughter.
texter 1: dude, joe's b.o. is heinous today.
texter 2: i know, right? i thought i was the only one who noticed it
texter 1: good thing for text-lepathy
by ean weslynn June 23, 2011
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textanged

when "singing" a song through texting.
This morning, when i woke up, i textanged with my boyfriend.

Anthony:"Good morning beautiful"
Becca:"How was your night?"
Anthony: "Mine was wonderful with you by my side."
by bmace1230 August 2, 2011
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textboxer

Someone who plays Xbox 360 and texts at the same time
"Look at Jim playing xbox and texting at the same time, what a textboxer"
by UncannierDwarf September 19, 2011
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text-jected

"text rejected"

When you send an extremley serious or meaningfull. text/sext and the person you're texting hasnt responded for over 10 minutes.

usually followed by re-texting the person you sent the text to and saying "yeah, my phone is dying anyways. gtg."
and acting like they were just about to text you back.
guy1: oh FUCK! Big bertha just sent me a sext!

guy2: big bertha? oh shit, what are you gonna do?

guy1: im gonna text-ject her... wait shes texting me again..oh apparently her phone is dying anway.

*****
big bertha: damn, i totally got text-jected!
by damngurldamn55 October 25, 2011
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text pong

A game invented in the summer of 2011 by some bored kids in Maryland. The game requires at least four people, all with cell phones. Here are the instructions:

1) Circle around a ping pong table.
2) Get out your phone, and select a random contact. Start a new text message.
3) Put said phone on the table.
4) Have someone hit the ping pong ball. Every time someone hits the ball, press a random key on the phone and run to the next phone. Keep the ball in play for as long as possible.
5) When the ball goes out of play, hit the space bar on the nearest phone.
6) Repeat steps 4 and 5 until 5 words are written. Click 'send.' Rinse and repeat.

A great way to confuse the hell out of your text receiver.
Mike: Dude, I'm bored, what do you want to do?
Joe: Dude, let's gather the bros and play some text pong!
Mike: Awesome! I've been meaning to lose some friends.
by smreidy November 26, 2011
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textblock

To prevent a male friend or associate from having sex.
Adam was about to kiss Crystal, when a text from Fred on Crystal's cell phone ruined the situation. Fred totally textblocked Adam.
by MrBananaJoe November 30, 2011
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