Skylish piss

The best piss you can ever do.

You piss all the way round the basin and then shout "Na Na Naii!"

"I'm away for a piss. Not just any piss, a fuckn Skylish piss. yaaaaasssss!"

by John Macfudge November 30, 2009

Bats Piss

A cheap generic or foreign beer.

You surely don't expect me to drink that bats piss.

by Brett Sheargold May 30, 2006

kneel piss

While playing soccer, kneeling down and pretending to tie your shoe while actually pissing out the bottom of your shorts.

Damien: "Man I couldn't hold it any longer out there coach so I had to take a kneel piss."
Coach: "Yeah I think your mom caught it on camera."

by RayFab October 17, 2006

Piss Whiskers

The Oral Sex taste of a girl that hasn't showered or has peed after showering

Jesus Honey did you wash down here?, all I can taste is Piss Whiskers!

by Jamey Suede April 19, 2011

piss rat!

piss rat: comes from the term urine vermin which was the name that the royal family called the sevents who worked in the dungeons. it was made more common in 1901 by sir p. Rick who lived on housing estate in selby.

get the fuck away from me you dirty PISS RAT!

by the main man from that house down there! May 13, 2004

piss clam

A womens snatch viewed horizontally while urinating; as it resembles that of a Gooey Duct Clam.

"Jessica shut the bathroom door, I don't need to see your piss clam!"

by Urban Fireman October 27, 2008

cum-piss

a refreshing mixture of cum and piss, made by doing a little piss at the same time as cumming.

woman: mmm...your cum tastes a bit pissy.

man: that's because it's cum-piss. i made it by doing a little piss at the same time as cumming.

woman: i think i have anal crabs.

by bit thick November 3, 2006