Oliver

A man who spunks in his own mouth.

Oh wow he’s such an Oliver.

by HAHAHAGANGX01 March 29, 2020

Oliver

A student that should get on with the woodwork work.

A student that should get on with the woodwork work. Oliver get to work.

by Rfsrggsfhnft October 31, 2021

john oliver effect

When you get a sexy text from a stranger and just as you set off the “wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨” you then wonder to yourself if the text is actually from a scammer being held captive in Myanmar or Cambodia

Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.

by Lookit Mike Rotch February 27, 2024

Oliver

Has a giant throbbing horse cock, he would penetrate anyone in the streets who were wearing shoes.

OMG ITS OLIVER! STAY AWAY FROM HIS COCK!!!!!!!!

by Paris in September 21, 2022

oliver ashcroft

Oliver Ashcroft is a dickhead who stays inside all day and plays Fortnite. He shags cats

Oliver Ashcroft is a cunt.

by CreamyCrumble April 29, 2020

Oliver

Oliver's are human garbage there dick size are non existing there brain size is the size of a atom and always have a buzz cut

Oliver's are not smart

by Your mom's lord and savior December 9, 2022

Oliver Masters

Big emo, His dad likes men and his moms a great teacher. WAKE ME UP WAKE ME UP INSIDE SAAAVE MEEEE

"Hey bro, Nice cock"

"See that guy? Hes so unfunny"

"Yeah thats oliver masters"

by funniestmonkeyinthejungle April 29, 2020