dip nut

verb: the act of being the biggest piece of shit on the planet.

is proven fact the only comeback to your face

dude 1: dip nut

dude 2: your face!!

dude 1: DIP NUT!

dude 2: FUCK runs away crying

by neideigh November 14, 2007

nut jam

The substance that forms in the area where your nutsack and thigh meet after you haven't showered in a while.

My nut jam smelled like buttered toast yesterday.

by DJ Jew-C August 10, 2007

chuckle Nuts

A group made up of two or more people with retard-like qualities.

Look at those chuckle nuts playing on the highway!!

by Dannie Desantie March 30, 2021

fuck- nut

retard,spaz,geek,pencel-head,
dork witch,

do you know what your talking about ya fuck-nut?

by pickel z dunk July 20, 2003

deez nuts

A males balls
Use this when you ask them a question making them say what

You: Mom guess what Grandma sent us
Mom: What?
You: Deez nuts!
Mom: Imma whoop yo ass

by Tyris Truitt March 30, 2020

uni-nut

a guy with one nut.

Mr. Frick is a uni-nut and he only shops at Uni-Mart.

by Nick D April 3, 2003

Nut Porch

A phrase used to describe a place to park ones balls on another's chin during the act of a Hum Hum

you never know who you might find on Mikes nut porch

by Iamthebrokeback March 12, 2011