crash land

verb. to urgently or uncontrollably begin shitting after one's pants are down and one has begun to descend to sit on the toilet but before one's butt cheeks have touched down on the toilet seat.

Sorry I'm late, I had to crash land after eating a gas station burrito.

by iwreckbathrooms April 10, 2022

Upside-Down Land

An imaginary land where everything and everyone is upside down, now proved to be a place called "𝘈𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘢"

"Oy mate! Have ya been tew Upside-Down land?

by The BRITISH© Dictionary November 21, 2023

Landing bomb

When on a long plane ride is ending throw in a large Skoal bomb on the way back to ground, you will be so fucking buzzed

On the way into LA X i threw in a huge Landing bomb and i got buzzed as fuck

by Jimocashake May 2, 2010

Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

Wkwk land

Used mostly by foreigners to call Indonesia, as Indonesians laugh with "wkwkwk"

Wkwk land, beautiful country

by NganLekawaii May 1, 2023

whoopsie land

Far away

Michael said "Point Cook is Whoopsie Land"

by MEvans6969 April 24, 2011

Land Pirate

A highway pig that will not only rob you of your possessions, but your rights.

The land pirate hides to catch people speeding to generate state revenue.

by Gorehound92 December 30, 2020