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dry steve

the name for a reverse wet willy. someone puts their finger in another persons ear and then sticks it in that persons mouth.
he gave me a dry steve that had me tasting ear wax for a week.
by nutwackingzebras February 14, 2025
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Pull a Steve

Laughing at people when they have a problem or something got broke
My phones broken I'm gonna pull a Steve here Well that sucks doesn't it Becky
by Colossus8 December 2, 2010
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Steve

Steve is really lovely and handsome. If you have a Steve in your life, you are blessed. Be very thankful for Steve. He's a real genius and he has a sense of humor. Everyone should have at least one Steve in their life.
Sascha: "Who is this?"
Rebecca: *It's Steve, he's just amazing"
by Beccijean92 November 21, 2021
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Steve

A man typically in his late 40's, with a massive beer belly and an even more massive bad attitude.
These are usually found inhabiting the midlands of England and Scotland
"Did you see that guy yelling at youths yesterday?"
"Yeah man he is such a Steve"
"Ikr"
by Raf is on the roof again January 28, 2022
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Steve

A Minecraft character and the generic famous skin.
A respectable figure.
Bob: I just met the real Steve!
Jake: Are you ok?
by Mine.Craft December 2, 2020
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Steve Jobs Law

The belief that companies, especially technology companies, know what the customer wants before the customer does. This was pioneered by Steve Jobs when he was CEO of Apple. His famous quote was, “Some people say, Give the customers what they want." But that's not my approach. Our job is to figure out what they're going to want before they do. I think Henry Ford once said, "If I'd asked customers what they wanted, they would have told me, 'A faster horse!'" People don't know what they want until you show it to them. That's why I never rely on market research. Our task is to read things that are not yet on the page.“

This law was used to launch products that consumers had never thought of such as iTunes and iPhone and they worked spectacularly because consumers actually enjoyed the products and it simplified their media and daily life for a time.

Today, Steve Jobs Law is a smokescreen by big tech to ram new products and services down our throats without any input by customers and they expect us to immediately adapt the new products/upgrades/services without complaint, use it in our daily lives, and expect us to pay for the privilege. The Steve Jobs Law has now morphed into a totalitarian force within technology where forced adaptation is not only expected, it should be celebrated, and any attempt at customization by consumers that was celebrated previously must be stamped out immediately.
Did I ever ask for this A.I. upgrade on my Microsoft Office? I don’t need this on my spreadsheet or my PowerPoint! I know how to build it to my specifications. But due to the Steve Jobs Law, I, the customer, don’t know anything about technology and how I can use it to my benefit. I am told what is good for me, I am expected to upgrade to it, and I am expected to pay for it!
by Lumburgh Survivor July 5, 2025
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Steve

Steve is a man with a plan. He pulls all the Minecraft hoes. His anis is Smaller than a microbe and he gets no bitches.

He alwas wears a creeper hoodie.
Wow look at that kid named Steve with the mincraft hoodie and that small cock.
by rl[lpp[hlrh[tl April 15, 2022
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